I'll Try Anything, As Long As There's Snacks
So the last time I went to church,
I think I was still a virgin.
It's been a long time.
But today, I've decided to venture out on a Sunday morning
and step back inside ye old house of worship.
Not some uptight Catholic place.
A nice, welcoming place,
with rainbow flags on the doors.
I just think something's been missing.
Maybe it's God's loving embrace?
...or perhaps the loving embrace of post-worship donuts.
I think I was still a virgin.
It's been a long time.
But today, I've decided to venture out on a Sunday morning
and step back inside ye old house of worship.
Not some uptight Catholic place.
A nice, welcoming place,
with rainbow flags on the doors.
I just think something's been missing.
Maybe it's God's loving embrace?
...or perhaps the loving embrace of post-worship donuts.
posted by just me at 10:11 AM
6 Comments:
Those were the only sorts of churches I actually felt comfortable in. Maybe you'll like it too?!
wait, what? church has donuts?
Rainbow flags? Are you sure it was a church and not a gay bar? I've been confused a few times like that...
I bet Jesus was a HUGE boston creme fan.
What kind of donuts?
When I was a church-going kid, the only thing I liked about going was the endless supply of glazed donuts at Korean churches.
God, Jesus, and Donuts. Now THAT'S the Holy Trinity, sister.
(And I'm sure God was super happy to see you on Sunday. He's missed you. And I bet He was there with you during post-worship donuts, too. YAY!)
with love from Pittsburgh...
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